Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Steve MC Gann's LiveJournal:

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Saturday, May 27th, 2006
1:50 am	Today I discovered that Bennet knows Melissa Tower I find this humerous in ways I difficulting describing (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Saturday, May 6th, 2006
5:10 pm	I've pioneered a bold new way of introducing some one to my parents. It involved telling Khela I had a surprise for her, and then taking her out to the parking lot to low and behond.....meet my mom! The only feed back I've gotten so far was that I'll "pay" (2 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Monday, May 1st, 2006
11:00 pm	he can be a hard president to hate http://youtube.com/watch?v=o_VK-tg1THM&search=white%20house%20correspondence%20dinner (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
7:05 pm	I got my asskicked donating blood it may have been the most severe beat down ever delivered by a routine none profit service I thought I had the it all under control until I saw the giant bubble forming around the needle....in my skin the highlight of the fight would probably be the look on my face when I saw the salene/plasima mix spurting out of my arm to land on the ground 3 feet away (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
12:09 pm	You are a Social Liberal (66% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (71% permissive) You are best described as a: Libertarian Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
11:32 pm	[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<lj-cut=>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] <lj-cut=> Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating! How am I feeling today? Incubus - Summer Romance Will I get far in life? Nirvana - Sun of a Gun How do my friends see me?: Prodigy - Smack my bitch up When will I get Married?: As fast as - forevermore What is my best friend's theme song? Audio - Slave hahahaha What is the story of my life? Weezer - Sweater Song What is/was highschool like?: Cake - when she walks How can I get ahead in life?: Metallica - Enter the Sandman What is the best thing about me?: Abadonded Pool - Monster How is today going to be?: Frank Sinatra - Jeepers Creepers What is in store for this weekend?: Ani Defranco: Superhero I don't like where that may lead to What song describes my parents?: Beatles - Come together To describe my grandparents? The Stranglers - Golden Brown How is my life going?: the shins - caring is creepy ....ouch What song will they play at my funeral?: Good Charlotte - Superman Can't walk How does the world see me?: Russian Red army choir Will I have a happy life?: DMX - Bring your whole crew What do my friends really think of me?: Audio Slave - Like a Stone Do people secretly lust after me?: Lynard Sknrd - Simple Kind of Man What should I do with my life?: Harvey Danger - Flag pole sitter Will I ever have children?: Everclear-Wonderful What is some good advice for me?: Wheatus - Punk Ass Bitch This fucking survey is talking shit about me How will I be remembered? Metallica - Unforgiven II huh What is my signature dancing song?: Butthole Surfers - Dracula from Huston What do I think my current theme song is?: Nirvana - Rape Me ...weeeeellllll What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun What type of men/women do you like? Beastie Boys - Girls well that was a waiste of time (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
7:09 pm	http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/ probably the most amuzing thing today (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Friday, March 17th, 2006
3:37 pm	well let's see I've got a new gal, which I'm ridiciously excited about I got a good tan I got to spend 2 weeks with my 3 favorite people and I am now a texas hold 'em fiend with play money I think I may have to go up to higher tables thank you kit (4 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Sunday, February 26th, 2006
1:41 pm	the south park hippie episode rocked my world (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Sunday, January 15th, 2006
11:53 pm	Back on campus! living in Sommerset alone....:) 419 if anybody wants to stop by and say hi (2 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Saturday, December 31st, 2005
5:09 pm	I reeaaaaalllllyyyy need to stop listening to New Found Glory it's motivating me to by a gun and a single bullet But then, when your listening to "Hit or Miss" and it was recomened years ago by the girl that just got married...... it's understandable Current Mood: morose (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
1:34 pm	for christmas I got 1 free flying lesson the complete collection of clavin and Hobbes the complete collection of jackass a watch wireless head phones and waaay too much money (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
11:38 pm	Today at work something odd happend, I came in from break and my manager handed me a note On this note was written "for steve" followed by an e-mail adress No one could provide answers as to who this person was Other then she was blonde....one nerdy kid got lost day dreaming while trying to describe her.... From her e-mail adress I have deduced that she is A. A girl B. Cute C. of the legal age of consent (assuming that those digist at the end stand for a birthdate) (I'm not so bad she's like 18) Ever do those things that make it hard to look at yourself in the mirror? me neither got to go fire up my e-mail service (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
2:08 am	Those Evil fuckers http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5185940 (3 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
11:53 pm	Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I helped geschnatter see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I helped zufaul hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, _slightofhand (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5213 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, gladius_minimus Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: why is it I'm the only one who get's genocide? (2 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Friday, November 25th, 2005
9:29 pm	I'd say the highlight of the drive home from thanksgiving was not hitting a dear And when I say not hitting a dear, I mean comming as close to not hitting a dear as possible with out it falling into the realm of "hitting a dear" . We're talking inches here people, maybe even fractions of inches. At one Point the dear slipped and it's leg was actually under the front of the car (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
4:50 pm	The Pool Boy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm) Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy. A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches. You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that. Your exact opposite: The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will. When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation. ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: S_and_M I'm not sure I like the idea of that also, this is a pretty interesting test http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handeye (Hey kid, want some candy?)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
9:17 pm	I'd like to think Bringing you a new segment to my livejournal called "I'd Like to Think" Today I'd like to think that I'm the only fastfood employee who keeps a list of the license plates of the people who have pissed him off in his personel file "Steve why do you have a list of random numbers in your file?" "........that's a good question" (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Monday, November 14th, 2005
10:10 pm	well I have a new favorite website http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs (1 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
5:03 pm	Your Birthdate: August 31 You're a pretty traditional person. If it's lasted, it's probably good. You seek stability - both in your career and your romantic relationship. In return, you're very loyal and predictable. Which is usually a good thing. Without a partner, you feel lost. Being with someone is very important to you. Your strength: Your dependability Your weakness: You hate being alone Your power color: Midnight blue Your power symbol: Shell Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean? (5 Missing Children | Hey kid, want some candy?)